This song is part of a musical which doesn’t exist. A jokey song for the homophobic types I would occasionally run into.
March 27, 2007
Dialogue: A guy called me a faggot once - right to my face. He thought I was nothing. But take one good look at me. Do I look like the type who would blow it off and keep on walking. No Sir! I told him, "The gays are here to stay!" He said, "The gay are here to stay? What are you talking about?" Well, I offered to explain ... over coffee ... but he seemed too eager to accept the invitation - can't stand those types. So I told him right then and there. VERSE 1: history claims from long ago that dainty little men are abominable they make up only a minority so let's rid the world of this gay disease but what they didn't tell you is that we stood strong whether in a toga or wearing a thong the GAYS - prevailed religious scholars have always said two men together! now that sounds bad get thee a wife and have thee some kids that's the number one solution - the one true fix but somehow we managed, with family and all to slip out late at night, some with our wives' under-alls the GAYS - blazed trails REFRAIN: The gays are here to stay! Magnificent and fabulous are the words that we say We watch Oprah sing Madonna and love to gossip all day Don't eat that banana - I could use it to play - (don't ask) THE GAYS ARE HERE TO STAY! VERSE 2: men have always ruled the world telling us what is right and wrong never have they just stopped to think that maybe they'd look good wearing pink (but) in the end those very men can't seem to get out of my pants don't know what to do - when I call them a jerk they say: I'd rather have two now - not all gays are fairies and queens some of them are macho just like me I watch football games, they are so much fun I really love their tights and those rock hard buns in some other universe queers don't exist what type of life what that be no interior design, no make up tips the GAYS can exhale - there's no such place honey REFRAIN: The gays are here to stay carrying purses and concealing our mace we'll be marching on Washington or a New York parade going out dancing or seducing a straight! THE GAYS ARE HERE TO STAY! Dialogue: Well, after he heard that he gave me his number, said he needed a better understanding of history. Whatever that means. But I gave it to him. Thing didn't work though, he was a bottom. It's the damnest thing to see two men with their butts in the air without a clue as to what to do next. Refrain: THE GAYS ARE HERE TO STAY! Strong and efficient - ready to play. Crafty and genius - built to amaze Loud and emboldened - bright as a flame!!!! THE GAYS ---- ARE HERE ---- TO ---- STAY -----